Saturday, June 4, 2011

Tier Ranking - 7 Epic Failtalitiez

We all love overkill, and who does it better than Mortal Kombat? But, lets face it .. some of them just blew monkey balls..
In no particular order, take a trip down memory lane and check some of the worst moments. Note, basically any fatality in Mortal Kombat 3 sucked, as did Heroic Brutality and just about any finishing move from MK Vs DC.

1. Quan Chi – Head and shoulders (MK 4)
Quan takes time off lording over the underworld to help out with a bit of reconstructive surgery. Seriously, were the developers that high they thought giraffe shit would go down?

2. Motaro’s head yoink (MK 3)
So you worked your ass to unlock the huge ass sentor.. Your expecting something a little special, yes?.. Perhaps something to go with the huge ass laser tail?.. A little rodeo stomping?.. Yes?.. No.

3. Kano Dc – double knife (MK V DC)
Mortal Kombat Vs DC ..  People were expecting big here, and the gameplay itself was one of the best from any MK.. But as usual, hypocritical, bullshit DC didn't want to damage their intellectual property having superman Fatality Batman.  Kano’s Knife throw shows the upmost lack of creativity.. Literally any of the finishing moves from MK V DC could have filled this list.

4. Mk 2 Raidan's Uppercut (MK 2)
Ug. Really? Does this need any backup?

5. Jax foot stomp (MK 3)
Even as a 10-year-old kid, I can remember thinking, this shit blows.  What the Hell man? Jax.. with Cybernetic arms?  Really? A head stomp?

6. MK 3 Smokes, end of days
Yeah, yeah this doesn’t really come off as the worst of the worst, cmon.. destroys the planet? With no debris? He's Smoke for Pete's sake, at least show and explosion or something!


7. Syndel's Moth move
So love love them or hate them, Animalities were around for a while. Personally I'm just glad we're over it, but check out this totally random one via Sindel. WTF

(Hidden) Reiko Mk 4 Kick
And as a bonus extra

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